A reblog

I'm reblogging this not because I'm Ms. Bitterness but because I find it really funny. Swear! And this shouldn't be accounted on me because I'm just reblogging this, I never said any of these. (Although I want to. Tee-hee) Besides, I was still living the "pretend world of couplehood" when this top ten was aired. Lol. Enjoy!

RX TMR's Top Ten Things to Say To a Loved One Who Cheats
from Strange Fruit

January 30, 2009 → The Top Ten Things To Say To A Loved One Who Cheats

1. Undoy – “To SYPHILISLANDIA with you, you horny bitch!”
2. Mr. Perk – “Okay, quits na tayo.”
3. No name – “It’s sad that you cheated on me, but what’s sadder is that I still love you as if it never happened.”
4. Starbuko – “If you’re going to cheat, sana man lang level up, not level down!”
5. Mr. Perk – “Of all the lies that you’ve told me, “I love you” is my favorite.”
6. YñaKì – “Nangangati ka lang pala, pinakamot mo pa sa iba!”
7. Cheyenne – “Ha! Read our pre-nup, LOSER!”
8. Oscar dela Hopia – “Sorry is not synonymous with I won’t do it again.”
9. Umerz – “Sa pangit niyang yan? Go. Sure ako, true love yan!”
10. Geyp – “You’re like baboy na nag-swim sa mud. You’re like, ew.”
11. Neil – “You lose. I’ll find someone I’ll love as much as I loved you. But you’ll never find someone who’ll love you the way I did.”
12. Toytuner27 – “You cheated on your husband to be with me. So I expect nothing less from you.”
13. Eien17 – “If love is a game, I demand a rematch!”
14. Pasturyo – “Ang pagmamahal ko sa y0 ay parang talaba…patay na, nakakapit pa!”
15. Espeks – “sabagay ganito yata talagaTama ang sabi nila…pag madaling nakuha, madaling agawin.”
16. Loipogi – “I understand. Sa bagay, I’m sure nakakasawa din ang guwapo, kaya tumikim ka naman ng pangit.”
17. Mama K – “Diba sabi mo noon mamamatay ka pag nawala ako? Puwes, simula mo na!”
18. Lee Marvin – “Hon, may naghahanap sa yo. Karma daw?”
19. C.VanillaBen – “Ano, nawala ba naman ang kati?”
20. Andi – “If you can’t be faithful, I hope you were careful.”
21. Cheryl – “Sabi ni Andrew E. humanap ng pangit at iibigin kang tunay? Eh bakit ikaw?”
22. Dru – “Hell hath no fury like a diva scorned.”
23. SC – “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
24. Doc Cameron – “A perfect match: a dog and his bitch.”